I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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