There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize
