I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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