just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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