don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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