none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize
