Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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