he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it's great music for shaving your balls
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
