You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
