Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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