your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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