D3 body, D1 cock
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
two words...techno handjob
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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