Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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