if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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