party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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