i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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