Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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