Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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