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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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