I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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