1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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