Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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