is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
if only i could text you this smell
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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