The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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