I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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