I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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