Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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