quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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