i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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