i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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