she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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