handjob tips. give me some.
high people should be assigned attendants
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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