I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
nutella sex= disaster
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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