I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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