I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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