Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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