is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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