Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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