she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's shark week go big or go home
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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