I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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