I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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