how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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