He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
its liver damage thursday
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