her vagine was all disorganized.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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