before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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