god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Randomize
