I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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