He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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