My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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