Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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