I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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