Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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