If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
