I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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